About Me

Age: 29

Height: 5'8ish

Weight: 115ish

Hometown: Phoenix

Hobbies: I am a classically trained flutist and I started learning the piano a year ago.  I also like to read nonfiction, watch videos about history or true crime mysteries and I am especially fond of naps. 

Pets: I have a 1 year old puppy. I like to draw eyebrows on him so he looks angry or confused.  When questioned by friends or strangers I deny it and act confused like, "wait, so those aren't even his real eyebrows?"

Gift Preferences: Perfume, books, oreo McFlurries with added hot fudge

Zombie Apocalypse Plan?  Exit city, find the shelter with the best defenses, find as many treadmills as possible, place treadmills in a circle surrounding the shelter, place more treadmills in a circle encapsulating the first circle, then the second circle, etc.  Sleep easy as all the zombies that try to get to my tasty brains will inevitably get stuck walking on the treadmills forever and as they walk they provide me the with all the energy I need to fire up my playstation so I can shred on Guitar Hero while I wait for an apocalypse hero.